Question:  Why did you change your name from AWESOME BROTHERS?   A: There are many reasons grounded in both the beauty and necessity of change, but there was also a particular motivator:  As of March 15, 2009, the total number of velour sweatpants with the word “Awesome” appliquéd to the butt that we had personally witnessed climbed to over 23 unique sightings.  We feel that this data conclusively foreshadows an imminent global event:  The death of Awesome.  Wanting no part in the demise of the much beloved blanket-word of our youth, and because of its unseemly partnership with the butt chakra, we bid awesomess adieu and journeyed north to the arctic wilds of the heart.